Paul Farr injured

Paul Farr has suffered a groin injury and is expected to be out for up to four weeks.

Today the club received the devastating news that founder and centre-back Paul Farr is expected to be out of action for some time due to a groin injury. "Rolled over in bed last night and my groin just exploded into pain and is getting worse still!!" said Chap on the club's official discussion forum.

Sources around the club have suggested Farr's oversize johnson may have been the root cause of the injury, with others speculating that he may have caught his southerly birds nest in the nearby wardrobe before retiring for the night. These theories remain under investigation by club officials.

Chap has received clarification from the club doctor that "it's quite common that an injury occurs after exercise. It's when your muscles are healing you're the most likely to get injured". He expects to be out of action for approximately 4 weeks.